Trans Ontario ~ 777 km of lived gendered experience


Transexuals; What are they?

kind of like cats but higher maintenance. they occur randomly in all corners of society, especial canadian south ontario society, which is like 40% of canada, mostly living on the great lakes next to buffalo. 40% of canada is 2 or 3 hours from buffalo.


I don’t get how someone just wakes up and decides they are a woman without having ever been pregnant or genitals ? How does Transexuals happen?

This question puts me in the uncomfortable role of teaching trans 101. and I’m going to buck the role right off the bat; NO ONE HAS EVER HAD A SATISFACTORY SUCCINCT LOGICAL EXPLANATION FOR TRANS that does not also require ask for the questioner to rethink a lot of what they take for granted about how society works at the molecular level. The short pragmatic version I will tell you is its cuz technology to redesign our own bodies is a relatively new medical tool that is increasing in options exponentially every year. we are at the dawn of POST HUMANISM and im so not explaining that… I am most interested in documenting this time we are in now as the pioneers on the frontier of body technology. which cant not have plenty to do with sexuality and gender presentation. MY second biggest fascination here is that in this time we’re in right now, at the dawn of posthumans, me and my sisters have specialised in experimental data on our introduction in different ratios into a wide sampling of society, survey public opinion and effectiveness, successfully propagate our selves by setting up an extensive underground communication network whose password is having been transitioned, and now we have a goddesses on earth cult that is too big to stop or control. i feel the most important thing contemporary trans have given the world besides laid the foundations for aesthetic cyborgs, is that we have attempted and described an encyclopaedia of ways to destroy and rebuild the self, to design ones own personality and character and, pardon my harsh language; to “fake it til it is real.” cuz that’s really a thing and its really works. i dont think we need to argue about what real really means.


What is Sybil Lamb ?

I am the number one trans Illustrator in the world, ever. part of how I achieved this is cuz trans people occur somewhere between 1:1200 to 1:500. In really big cities like toronto where the MOUSE UTOPIA PROJECT has happened at a human scale, the trans prevalence in (parkdale)society is about 1:50.  In most towns under 400,000 pop all the trans are either real femme or really butch or both mixed together at once. this is cuz strategies in the whole thing of trans and presentation and there are 3 qualities of the self that define the self. the self you wish you where, the self you worry you are, and the self you think people think you are. OH WAIT, i mean the self you want to be seen as, the self you are projecting, flagging, and performing right now, and your experience of interpreting reaction to your character by reading other human people, trans or untrans or even digital. I’ve been around for decades doing are from new orleans to san fran ottawa to montreal. I’m focusing my xploring appetite whetted by the whole of north america, upon my home province of ontario, born in ottawa , now home and studio in windsor, I am here with me extensive knowledge and authority in THE NORTH AMERICAN TRANS UNDERGROUND NETWORK TO HAVE SUPER SPECIALISED ACCESS TO THE INNER MOST SECRET THOTS of my rare bird hunting secret tgals hidden in plainsight all along the 401. I also write books and do weird puppet show punk rock band stuff. sometimes comix!

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Whats it like being abducted by transexual cult ?

Mellows diner story
House of Sin story
i am tranny punk.
read my book.

So transontario is very much a project to travel th world that surrounds you meeting other version of yourself, or peers I mean, and this journey from ottawa to Windsor is a fun house mirror version of your own gender journey and transishun ?

Oh yeah. yeah, oh yeah totally ! that’s pretty good I should use that as a thing for sumthing..


Is it even ok to say “TGIRL“?

it’s sort of ok for a cis person to call us tgirls but only after establishing a friendly rapport. its short for transgirls. when in doubt just say trans. I absolutely have no interest in talking about riddles and etheric concepts and philosophical debate of what is a “real woman” or who gets discrimination protection in what circumstances. The common thread with all models of transontario is that they all identify and live as women 100% of the time, whatever that means to put them in their communities. the moral of this story is don’t worry to much about trans theory discourse except to prepare for it being eclipsed by trans humanism in the coming decade. sometimes you might here tranz casually throwing slurs around at each other. DO NOT GET INVOLVED. just smile bashfully and look at your shoes.


Why is everybuddy 300 feet tall ? Is that a crack about my big shoes?

No, no sweetie, no ! Its cuz In society being noticed  tran means all kinds of problems with getting jobs or having people stare at you in disbelief or condescend all the time or try to fight you all the damn time and what if you where 300 feet tall ? sick of waiting for off schedule busses ? crunch busses up and throw them ! or what if your bathroom was your entire home towns downtown ! also its not just cuz trans women are like the marvel x-mutants or steven universe gems, but what of the idea of the self in the eye of memory and we are god(esses) in our own memory of places we have called home, flying from timeSPAN to timeSCAPE, our powers are only limited by the intimacy of our memory. also ITS A PORTRAIT TRANSITIONING IN TO A LANDSCAPE ! ha ha !! zing !!!


Isnt it mind blowing crazy the thought of having your genitals chopped up and sewn back together how do they even do that this is such a departure from the natural mother nature world isnt it? 

Oh no, they have science for that now… Its more like you go to a resort where its like bloody bandage camp. that and about 10% of tgirls, especially the deca trans and double deca tranz,  have  learned diy surgery… you have no be really cool and smart and strong to be in our cool cult.